Wednesday 5 February 2014

CUE THE HORROR THEME MUSIC - Miami Zombie Attack


26th May 2012.

Rudy Eugene's car broke down.  He walked away from his car, leaving 5 recently consumed water bottles and his bible.  As he walked he removed and discarded his clothes.  He soon came across homeless man Ronald Poppo, Eugene, by this time completely naked, began to strip Poppo and eat his face.  After an 18 minute attack Eugene was shot ded by a police officer and Poppo was left with most of his face missing and his left eye gouged out...

CUE THE HORROR THEME MUSIC...




ZOMBIE ATTACK
In a zombie-fandom internet-meme world, a vicious attack, caught on film with "naked" and "face eating" involved the story quickly spread as a cannibal/zombie story.  The CDC released a statement saying that they are unaware of a zombie virus.

NEW SYNTHETIC DRUG
Police Union Official, Armando Aguilar, who represented the officer involved in the shooting blamed drugs: LSD or a synthetic drug commonly sold as "Bath Salts".  The media, who love a drug story, went with the drugs angle.

EVEN NEWER UNKNOWN DRUG or ZOMBIE ATTACK
The Medical Examiner found only marijuana in Eugene's system, although extensive testing was done for synthetic marijuana, LSD, amphetamines, PCP, heroin, oxycodone, several other street drugs and alcohol.  Police speculate that some unknown drug that there is no test for yet may be involved.

A new unknown drug that causes cannibalism?  A cover-up of a limited zombie outbreak?  Either way... the evil is still out there...

CUE THE HORROR THEME MUSIC...
~ DUG.
Zombie Week
The Walking Dead returns 9th Feb


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